It looks like we’ve nothing better to do today than count down our ten favourite bare-assed scenes, featuring some of the hottest male butts in the history of celluloid strip-downs. Roll up for the greatest ten-ring circus in the world!
10. Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator
Arnie wasn’t shy about showing off his glutes in the movie that made him a superstar. Come to think of it, Arnie was never shy of showing off his glutes. There’s bare bum from the moment this video begins.
9. Jean Claude Van Damme in Blood Sport
Given that The Muscles From Brussels showed his junk in just about every movie he made, it’s hard to pick the best, but in this movie he gave us the full striptease, complete with a pair of tiny red briefs. Quel junk!
8. Daniel Craig in Flashbacks of a Fool
This pic about a washed-up Hollywood star trying to come to terms with his past was hardly seen by anyone (possibly because of its terrible title), which is a damn shame, given that Daniel Craig flashes his ass plenty and it’s all post-Casino Royale workout regime. Meaty!
7. Daniel Radcliffe in Kill Your Darlings
There’s plenty of bare buttock on show in this super-poetic scene from literary thriller, Kill Your Darlings, in which Daniel plays gay and bottoms to Dane DeHaan, who has a very nice posterior himself. It’s 1:15 mins in, folks!
6. Zac Efron in That Awkward Moment
There’s only a glimpse of Zac’s booty in this x-rated trailer for moderately funny lad-com, That Awkward Moment. We sat through the whole film just for this. Sad but true.
5. Richard Gere in American Gigilo
Complete with plinkety-plonkety porn music, Richard Gere displays a very 80’s ass in the movie that almost made him a star. It comes about 20 seconds in, and we love the dubbing on this clip almost as much as we love Richard’s bum-fluff.
4. Sylvester Stallone in Demolition Man
In the opening credits of this sci fi schlocker, old Sylvester strips down to be frozen solid, but by the time they fully roll, he’s thawed out again, wet and naked as a jaybird. That’s some ass, Sly!
3. Justin Timberlake in Friends With Benefits
Ah, the cute dimpled arse of Justin Timberlake – wouldn’t you just fall in love with it? Despite the copious sex scenes in this mediocre rom-com, it only gets a brief airing. But that’s enough.
2. Michael Fassbender in Shame
Michael Fassbender and director, Steve McQueen are a good combination in the nudity stakes. In their first movie together, Hunger, Michael let it all hang loose and free, just as he did in the infinitely sexier sex-addiction movie, Shame
1. Channing Tatum in Magic Mike
This isn’t strictly bare, given that Magic Mike is wearing a thong, but we do get a lot of cheek for our money, and let’s face it Channing gives the best ass in modern movies. Watch from 2:05 for our Number One booty bit!